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Worst Song Ever

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Don’t look so surprised, you nincompoop.

Award goes to “Sorry” by Buckcherry.

This song is on the radio quite a bit lately, oftentimes in the morning when my radio alarm goes off. This guy’s voice is slimy and forced and completely lacking in any musical quality whatsoever. The sound of this song makes me so so so angry that I want to hit. And this guy’s completely and obviously full of his late-eighties Bon Jovi haircut and body. The music is…absolutely bland and the lyrics something that, now seriously folks, something worse than what a love lorn six-year-old would write. To wit:

I’m sorry I’m bad, I’m sorry you’re blue
I’m sorry about all the things I said to you

and, the two lines that make my skin crawl:

I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby the way you make my world go ’round

“I love all your sounds”? What the &$% does that even mean?

It’s obvious the master lyricist really pushed himself to the creative edge to rhyme words like “blue” and “you”, as well as “sounds” and “world go ’round”. Blue only works as a feeling if you’re Elvis or Dolly Parton. Otherwise it’s a color only, you clueless faggot.

Plus, look at his stupid face. And watch the video below to get a load of his stupid tattoos…this band is, at it’s core, a total sham. Why they even get radio play is beyond me. The song starts out beyond weak and boring, like a Kid Rock wannabe, but around second 28 is when my bile begins to rise, and by second 44 I’m ready to strangle. (Bonus, check out extra vacant, extra creepy stare around second 1:15)

Previously, the song most hated was “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder, Andrea, but “Sorry” takes awful to a whole new level.


Written by pocheco

March 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm

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